St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I love when you coddle me.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You’re my lucky charm.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Irish I had better jokes.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.