What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Irish I had better jokes.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
You’re my lucky charm.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
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