How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Irish I had better jokes.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I’m feelin’ green.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
You’re my lucky charm.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
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