Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Irish I had better jokes.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
I’m feelin’ green.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Dublin over in laughter.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
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