When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Irish I had better jokes.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I love when you coddle me.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
I’m feelin’ green.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
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