I love when you coddle me.
Dublin over in laughter.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
I’m feelin’ green.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.