You have me greening from ear to ear.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
You’re my lucky charm.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
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