What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Dublin over in laughter.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I love when you coddle me.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
You’re my lucky charm.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
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