Dublin over in laughter.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I’m feelin’ green.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
You’re my lucky charm.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
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