I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
I’m feelin’ green.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I love when you coddle me.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
You’re my lucky charm.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
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