What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
You’re my lucky charm.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I love when you coddle me.
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