A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
You’re my lucky charm.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I love when you coddle me.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Dublin over in laughter.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
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