What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I’m feelin’ green.
Dublin over in laughter.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Irish I had better jokes.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
You’re my lucky charm.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
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