What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
I love when you coddle me.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I’m feelin’ green.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Irish I had better jokes.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
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