Irish I had better jokes.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I’m feelin’ green.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
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