Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Dublin over in laughter.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
I love when you coddle me.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish I had better jokes.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Go to BabaMail
