Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I love when you coddle me.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I’m feelin’ green.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
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