I’m feelin’ green.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Irish I had better jokes.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Dublin over in laughter.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I love when you coddle me.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
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