What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m feelin’ green.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I love when you coddle me.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
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