Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.