Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
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