How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
He threw three free throws.
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
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