Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.