What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Take off all your cloves.
Who’s your paddy?
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Do You Know How Crabs Get Around On Land?
They Use The Sidewalk!
I always have a ball with you.
Hold on for deer life.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
I'm going to start a hummus brand that comes in really difficult to open containers.
It's gonna be called 'hummus posta eat this'.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
Why did the larger car go first?
It had the right of weigh.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
The farmer cried wolf when all his three pigs were mauled by the jungle wolf.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack?
Because it's assault.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
I bought a new heater for my wife.
She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.
A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
What does your little sibling and Q have in common?
They will always rely on U.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
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