A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?
They had a good run, but the jig is up.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I captain.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
My wife sent me an article about "sandpaper spouses..."
I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.
What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
People hated Ho Chi Minh because he was Hanoi-ing.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
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