Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
What do you call a locomotive with a cold? A choo choo train.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
You'll get burned out
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What distinction does OJ hold in jail? He's the first inmate with a retired number.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What race makes for the edgiest bards?
Rock gnomes.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Being vegetarian was a huge missed-steak.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Gordon Ramsey shouted at Queen Mary because she was burning everything.
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
Doctor, Doctor! I'm terrified of words that are also letters!
Oh you are? I see. Why?
If your hair is long enough when shampooing...
Does Head & Shoulders then become Knees & Toes?
A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house!
Home is where the heart is.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
Approximately how many Egyptians can be fitted inside a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
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