What do you call Bears without ears
B.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Why shouldn't you shop at the Banana Republic? Because the employees look like a bunch of dicks.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex...
He's a small arms dealer.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I like you sow much.
Patient: ‘Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon.’
Doctor: ‘Sit down and don’t stir.’
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?
A dive bar!
Having a ball
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Somebody stole all my lamps… I couldn’t be more de-lighted!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
My friend explained how powerful (yet invisible) farts work via demonstration.
I was blown away by his transparency.
I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Nobody knows about Napoleon's brother because they were born-apart-e.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Did you hear about the Pharaoh who was lying in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
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