Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.
Your inferiority complex is fully justified.
Yo mamma so fat she influences the tides.
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.
You should have a license for being this dumb.
Yo mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.
I am sick when I do look on thee.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo Mama so stupid she stopped at a Stop sign and waited all day for it to say Go.
Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!
Yo Mama so short she poses for trophies.
There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave.
Here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad.
Like the toad; ugly and venomous.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
Yo Mama so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money.
Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
(From tv show Blackadder)
I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
My spouse calls me crazy, but who’s the one who married me? Who’s the crazy one now?
"You are so tall that you can touch a flying airplane".
"Wow, I'll alert the media houses at once".
Villain, I have done thy mother.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
Once, a girl told my sister, "You are so tall, why do you still wear heels?" So my sister said, "Hey, you are so short, why do you still wear flats?"
It's impossible to underestimate you.
Do you know why most supermodels are really tall? Because if they can look good in the outfit, anyone can.
Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.
You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.
Yo Mama so ugly she turned three cannibals into vegetarians.
I'd slap you, but I'm against animal abuse.
Yo Mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
Yo Momma so poor her address is This Side Up.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
He has not so much brain as ear-wax.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Away, you mouldy rogue, away!
My phone battery lasts longer than your promises!
Have you heard about those self-driving cars? It turns out it was just a bunch of short people driving around.
If someone asks, "In how many years did you grow this tall?" just reply, "It's a long mathematical calculation. You need to calculate the coefficient of x no. of years"
Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
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