What do time and space have in common with family?
It's all relative.
I told my wife I wanted to name our son Lance, but she said it was too uncommon so I explained that in medieval times men where named Lance a lot.
Where do you find the nicest children in the world?
Germany. They're kinder.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...
Was a monster!
I’ve decided to name my son Mark.
That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
I told my family this joke about a goat...
They said it was a baaaaad joke.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
and the second one Duplikate.
What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalise his siblings?
A munchkin.
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?"
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.
My wife said she wants me to consider purchasing a decent telescope for the family to use.
I told her I’d look into it.
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
Em-bro-yos.
My friend said that he eats more than his brother.
I was more concerned by the fact that he eats his brother.
Did you know Father Time is actually really good at boxing?
Yeah, he can clock you a good one.
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left to school ?
Bison.
What do you call your sibling’s daughter, who is famous?
Star anise
How can you tell that a zombie used to be a father?
By his dead bod.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
I know a family of artists but I am not sure how they make so much money...
Very sketchy people.
Struggle with your Children's Math homework?
Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.
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