Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.
Now they are trying to make-up!
What do you call a tariff on skin?
A tax-a-dermis!
When does makeup run?
When you mascare it off.
My wife asked me to help her apply mascara...
It was an eye-opening experience.
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.
What type of onion can't hold in moisture?
A leek.