The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'