My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
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