I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
What should you do if a car is annoying you.
Give the car a head rest.
What is a car’s favourite element?
Carbon.
I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
How to cars convince you?
By telling you that ‘you Audi-believe it.’
What is a car’s favourite fashion accessory?
A clutch bag.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
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