As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
What did the girl say before making a big decision?
‘Do not pressure me.’
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
You knock on the door.
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
What is a car’s preferred mobile phone brand?
No-Kia.
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
Which Hollywood actor can tell his car's odometer reading without looking at it?
Miles Teller
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