What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"That was a hard drive."
What should you do if a car is annoying you.
Give the car a head rest.
I have to pay for a bus ticket?
I guess it's only fare
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
I was amidship man.
What do you call a dog in a submarine?
A subwoofer.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
It caused a title wave!
How do eels travel across the seafloor? By Octo-bus.
Which Hollywood actor can tell his car's odometer reading without looking at it?
Miles Teller
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
What are the benefits of city buses using green fuel? They’ll always be on thyme.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
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