What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
Why did the bus driver take a break? He needed to 'stop' and refuel!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
What is a car’s preferred mobile phone brand?
No-Kia.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
How do you know a car is a good price?
If it is a Ford-able.
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
How can you tell if a car is from Switzerland?
It remains in neutral.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
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