What title did the car have in the Navy?
Rear window Admiral.
What is a car’s favourite job?
Caretaker.
I hopped on the bus yesterday afternoon. After a few minutes, the driver asked me to sit down like everyone else
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
I got fired from my job as a submarine pilot.
I just don't get it. My performance reviews always said my work was sub-standard.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
it doesn't Go Straight.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
Where do bus drivers eat their lunches? In a traffic jam.
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
Read a story about two people who stole cars driving into each other.
Must have been Bonnie and Collide
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
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