I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s lowest I’d go.
"About 3 mph," I said, "otherwise I’d tip over."
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
What is a car’s favourite film?
Taxi.
I did a good deed today by giving up my seat on the bus to an elderly lady...
How was I supposed to know she’d never driven a bus before?
I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
How to cars convince you?
By telling you that ‘you Audi-believe it.’
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
How does a car express love to another?
‘I a door you.’
When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
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