Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
How to tell a car it has gained weight?
‘You have got Fiat.’
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
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