I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
What do cars play at the weekend?
Golf.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I Captain.
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
What should you do if a car is annoying you.
Give the car a head rest.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
What do the Scottish cars wear as hats?
Flat-caps.
Car puns are really tiring
I banged my bike against the wall today. it was wheelie unfortunate.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
Go to BabaMail
