What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
What do the Scottish cars wear as hats?
Flat-caps.
What should you wear before driving?
The correct gear.
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
I'm gonna quit my job on a submarine
I'm under a lot of pressure
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
How does a car tell you to get out?
‘Get out, or I shall give you the boot.’
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
Who should drive home out of the two friends?
The one who is not tired.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
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