What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
What do they play at the beginning of a car movie?
The trailer.
Why can't buses make friends? Because they only pick up strangers!
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s lowest I’d go.
"About 3 mph," I said, "otherwise I’d tip over."
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
What is a car’s favourite fashion accessory?
A clutch bag.
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
What should you do if a car is annoying you.
Give the car a head rest.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
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