Passenger: One ticket to New York, please.
Bus Driver: By way of Buffalo?
Passenger: No, by bus!
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
How does a car begin telling you bad news?
‘I hate to brake it to you…’
What did the girl say before making a big decision?
‘Do not pressure me.’
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
It caused a title wave!
I did a good deed today by giving up my seat on the bus to an elderly lady...
How was I supposed to know she’d never driven a bus before?
I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway ...
just in case there’s a traffic jam.
My wife said she saved $5 by not taking a bus and walking home
I said, you could've saved a $20 by not taking a cab instead