A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
What is a car’s preferred TV program?
The Driving Dead.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
Why was the bus musician so excited? He just got a 'ride-ing' ovation!
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
What do they play at the beginning of a car movie?
The trailer.
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
You knock on the door.
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