What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
Read a story about two people who stole cars driving into each other.
Must have been Bonnie and Collide
What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
Why did the bus driver quit his job? It was driving him mad.
How did cars protect themselves during the medieval age?
They would dig an M.O.T. around them.
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
it doesn't Go Straight.
Today was a terrible day. First my ex got hit by a bus.
Then I lost my job as a driver.
I heard someone complain about the bus being too crowded, it was a 'bus-load' of people!
What did the car call his new band?
Back Seat Boys.
What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
How does a car express love to another?
‘I a door you.’
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
What do you get when you cross a Tambourine with a Submarine?
The Salvation Navy
What are police cars made of?
Copper
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
How do you spot a car made by Apple?
It does not have Windows.
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
I hopped on the bus yesterday afternoon. After a few minutes, the driver asked me to sit down like everyone else
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
Why did the girl break up with the boy?
He was driving her crazy!
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
Car puns are really tiring
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
Why could the Italian Chef not unlock his car?
He had Gnocchi.
How do eels travel across the seafloor? By Octo-bus.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
What is a car’s preferred mobile phone brand?
No-Kia.
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I Captain.
Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It's the depth charges.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
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