did you hear the one about the sheep in car wreck?
it was baaad.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
They're subwoofers
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
How do you know a car is a good price?
If it is a Ford-able.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
Which films is the car’s favourite?
WiperBlade 1, 2 and Trinity.
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
Why did the girl break up with the boy?
He was driving her crazy!
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
55. How do you tell a car you are supporting it?
‘We are routing for you!’
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
What do all French cars come with as standard?
A spare wheel of cheese.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
Which car do sheep drive?
Su-baa-ru.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
What title did the car have in the Navy?
Rear window Admiral.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
I got fired from my job as a submarine pilot.
I just don't get it. My performance reviews always said my work was sub-standard.
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
I was amidship man.
What do you call a dog in a submarine?
A subwoofer.
Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
49. What does a child car play with?
Toy-otas.
How to cars convince you?
By telling you that ‘you Audi-believe it.’
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
What did the teacher say when he could not get into his car?
‘Oh no, I have lost my Kias!’
How did cars walk on to Noah’s Ark?
4X4.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
A Scholarship
Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
What is the collective noun for cars?
Pack of cars.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
I hopped on the bus yesterday afternoon. After a few minutes, the driver asked me to sit down like everyone else
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25. You know why?
Inflation.
Go to BabaMail
