Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
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