Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
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