why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?