Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
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