Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
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