I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
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