For my girlfriend's birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes...
It wasn't a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
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