My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
You are aged to perfection.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
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