The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
They say everything gets better with age.
The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”