The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
They say everything gets better with age.
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
More candles means a bigger wish!
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
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