Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
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