Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
What type of underwear does a yard wear?
Lawngerie.
I decided to add a water fixture to my backyard...
... it's going well
I really wish my five-year-old son would make up his mind! First, he said he wanted a treehouse in the backyard, but now, he says he doesn't need it…
Took me twenty years to grow that thing!
A tree fell over in our yard but we aren't sure why.
We're looking for the root cause.
My chickens escaped and over my yard...
I wasn't expecting the coop d'etat.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Which lawn decorations move around from yard to yard?
Gnomads.
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
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