Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Writers have great climaxes.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Do you comma here often?
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Metaphors be with you.
Practice safe text: use commas.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
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