Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Metaphors be with you.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Do you comma here often?
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Writers have great climaxes.