Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Do you comma here often?
Metaphors be with you.
Writers have great climaxes.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
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