Broken pencils are pointless.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Do you comma here often?
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Writers have great climaxes.
Metaphors be with you.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Practice safe text: use commas.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
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