What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Writers have great climaxes.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Metaphors be with you.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Do you comma here often?
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
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