I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Metaphors be with you.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Writers have great climaxes.
Do you comma here often?
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
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