Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.