My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.