What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
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