If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
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