My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
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