What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.