In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
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