I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
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