This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
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