Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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