Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
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