Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.