What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A LOCOmotive.
How can you tell a train just went by? A. You can see it’s tracks!