Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!