An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
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