Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
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