It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
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