I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
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