Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
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