My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
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