Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.