Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
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