Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
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