Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
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