The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
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