My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Go to BabaMail
