If you're wondering what to donate to a soup kitchen...
...a dining set would be chair-i-table
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture... But when I got home, the tables were turned
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
A coworker said, "Oh my gosh there's a mouse on your desk!"
To which, I replied "I know! And it's not working!"
What’s the healthiest piece of furniture?
The vege-table
My wife chose a new dining table with a metal frame instead of a wooden one
I complimented her on picking an unteak.
I put some desks and a whiteboard in my living room today.
It made it look a little more classy.
My wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
Which noble man loves sitting at a round table?
Sir Cumference
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
What did the first plate say to the second plate?
"Dinner's on me!"
My wife said we needed to have a serious talk about my obsession with furniture.
I said we could table it for now.