The earth's rotation really makes my day.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
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