The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.