My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
Why can’t the engineer be electrocuted? Because he’s not a conductor!
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”