Not Jokes

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
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