Not Jokes

Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
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