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Dirty Fashion Pick Up Lines
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Dirty Holiday Pick Up Lines
My ears are not the only things that are long!
4th of July Pick Up Lines
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Easter Pick Up Lines
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
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