Why do realtors love skateboards?
Because they can flip them whenever they want!
The last buyer I worked with wasn’t that bright.
When I handed him an exclusive buyer agreement that said “sign here” at the bottom, instead of signing his name, he just wrote “Capricorn.”
How many realtors are needed to change a bulb?
Five. One to change, and four others to say they would have done it for a lower price.
Never bet on real estate. The house always wins.
How does a dual agent sleep?
Well, first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Did you hear about the final remaining unit in the apartment building?
It was last but not leased.
What is the lightest house a real estate seller sells?
A lighthouse, of course!