Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent show the ocean-side mansion?
It was too current.
My realtor promised to give me a free abacus if he could close the deal.
I’m unsure whether to count on it or not.
How do you make a million dollars in real estate?
You start out with two million.
Why did the house make an appointment with the doctor?
It had a window-pane.
How many insects do you need to make money from your rental property?
Ten-ants.
What are sophisticated realtors known for?
Constantly telling you all about proper tea.
How did the real estate agent handle the rude client?
She showed her some manors.