You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!