Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
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