What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.