I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.