What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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