The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.