My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.