My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.