Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
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