Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Mooning is very ASStrological
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
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